wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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