Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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