At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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