I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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