all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
