I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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