they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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