Sry I called you an 8
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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