carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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