You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
