That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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