as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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