Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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