do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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