Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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