He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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