I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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