apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
