we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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