I've blown a few things in my day
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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