two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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