We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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