well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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