Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
