If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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