You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm bleeding and have questions
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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