is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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