grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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