its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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