This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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