just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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