i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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