Got a toothbrush?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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