is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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