It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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