those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i think my cat just said my name.
pray to the hookup gods
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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