STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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