I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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