So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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