IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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