Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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