So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just gargled with NyQuil
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
