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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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