What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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