BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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