Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I came so hard my ears popped.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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