Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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