so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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