Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Houston, we have a blender
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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