Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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