dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
