Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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