My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We had to coat check the pizza.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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