Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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