is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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