you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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